can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*
i just finished breaking bad and i feel like i’ll never be truly happy again i cannot stop crying
who would end a show like that. all realistic and shit. no i hate realistic endings someone shoot me i’ll never smile again
that awkward moment when your reputation is so bad that the KKK has to release a statement saying they want nothing to do with you.
Psh, nah, we do not charge (that happens?) We’re honored that you would want our autographs in the first place! Our ink stains are free.
To update: I even asked Gus, just in case. This was his response. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
this is the stupidest fucking post why does it have almost two hundred thousand notes
Because people like grapes.